How do you like your women? OFFENSIVE

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Post 1 by The Sensible Millennial (I'll stop correcting you when you stop being wrong.) on Monday, 04-Apr-2011 21:53:35

So, I went around asking some people you may have heard of. This is what I came up with.

Undead Libertine: How do you like your women?

Chris Brown: Like my fried chicken. Hot and battered.
R. Kelly: Like my scotch, twelve years old and mixed up with coke.
O. J. Simpson: Like my steak. Pink and bloody.
Scott Peterson: Like my vegetables, sliced up and floating in the soup.
Thomas Jefferson: Like my coffee. Hand picked from a field.

Post 2 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Wednesday, 06-Apr-2011 1:37:30

..well, as for coffee

personally O' letta me think

not in compariosn to women though

well,
coffee

..nor men for that matter

more to say

Did someone say C o f f e e???!!!

Got any CoffeeMateOrginal??
not that
liteNastyStuff,IpreferMineTheREALstuff!!
None-onTheSugarUcksPooh!!

Post 3 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Wednesday, 06-Apr-2011 1:38:42

andNOonTheFlavor
JustKeepin''otREAL

Post 4 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Wednesday, 06-Apr-2011 1:41:06

DidUknowMAXwasOnTheHOUSE??
Car-in-The-Heart!!

Post 5 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Wednesday, 06-Apr-2011 1:42:04

AndNoonOnThatDecaf-That'llkillYAforSureF

Post 6 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Wednesday, 06-Apr-2011 1:44:14

Think i heardArap at the Dor
Rap without the E
no E asy way Not an E
JustOffensive!!

Post 7 by The Sensible Millennial (I'll stop correcting you when you stop being wrong.) on Wednesday, 06-Apr-2011 7:42:19

*stares uncomprehendingly.*
I'm sorry... what are you going on about? I am so lost right now...

Post 8 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Wednesday, 06-Apr-2011 18:06:49

well, next time you
meet up witha the
Brown, chris
see.. there's this question
about now

what??

Like your women like you like your fried chicken??

Hot and battered??

No comprehendo??

What kinda'va battering
Like KFC? me no gets this at all??
KFC is a little too mucho on the spicy side for me
personally.. so Brown, Chris
i think he would not be taken with me.

Hey, he cool though!!

Post 9 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 07-Apr-2011 15:13:05

*Joins Scott in staring uncomprehendingly*. Grace, you just took six posts to say....absolutely nothing, from what I can tell. Did it really take six separate and short posts to do that, when you have 8,000 characters per post?

Post 10 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Thursday, 07-Apr-2011 17:30:13

hahahahaha!